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Sometimes, you just need to take a day to read by the pool. (Taken at Supetar, Island of Brac, Croatia)

I am not a novice traveller. I am not of the timid horde that obediently follows the tour guide as she hoists her umbrella skyward, so that no one might become lost or have an original experience.

I do not wear a photographers vest, and I have no tightly-secured fanny pack in which to store my passport.

I have climbed the Andes by horseback, nursed a flat tire through the Costa Rican rainforest, and explored the temples of Prambanan in Indonesia. And yes, I have been to both Disney Land and Disney World, and can tell you which has the best Monte Cristo sandwich.*

But, I am sad to admit, I have never travelled for more than two weeks at a time until we left for a three-month, round-the-world Honeymoon.

I was perhaps unprepared for the difference that long-term travel might have on my travel habits. I had expected that it would be much the same, but that I would be able to enjoy my voyage at a more reasonable pace. I am amazed by the naivete of my three-week-younger self.

I was perhaps five days into the trip when I realized that clothes won’t clean themselves, and that I was either going to need to either do laundry or start wearing my underwear inside out. It was then that I picked up the handy hotel laundry card and realized that it was entirely possible that the cost of hotel laundry would be more than my stay.

Since then, I have both used local laundromats and hand-washed in the hotel room sink. I think that hand-washing has proven to be the better option, though the laundry often requires more than a full day to dry.

Soon after, I realized that I should be careful where I store my laundry. While in Prague, we acquired the hotel laundry bags in order to store dirty laundry, so that they would not contaminate the rest of our clothing. We continued this habit in Zagreb, right up until we realized that the hotel had assumed that we wanted them to wash a week’s worth of laundry at the rock-bottom price of $10 per sock.

(Aside: I will never understand the argument that laundry should cost more at a nice hotel. Will my underwear be hand-washed in natural spring water by virgin maids? No? Then it should not cost $300 per load simply because you have four stars on your sign.)

The hotel management was understanding, and did not charge us. However, they did not seem to understand that we were not willing to wait around for 10 hours after check-out to pick up our clean clothing, and promptly delivered two bags full of damp laundry to our room minutes before we left.

“Beloved,” I might well have needed to ask at the Croatia-Bosnia border, “Can you please search the phrasebook for how best to explain to the border police why we have laundry drying in the back seat of our rental car?”

Our next lesson came at Day 10, when we suddenly realized that life goes on outside of the trip. The administrivia of daily life – paying bills, answering e-mails, and figuring who owed whom for what – could not simply be pushed back until the end of the trip, when we would have absolutely no idea what the charge from PZAFFUNK on our credit card referred to. (“Was that a really cheap rental car or a very expensive pastry?”)

Since then, we take an hour or so every few days to ensure that our notes and our records are up to date, and that the bills back home are being paid.

On Day 13, I learned the hard way that it pays to plan ahead. We had booked our hotels for only the first half of the trip, based on my argument that it would nice to have some flexibility in your plans. I have since learned that flexibility is easy for a young man travelling alone, but not for a couple on their Honeymoon, particularly when it seems as though every hotel within 300 miles has been booked out.

Although we eventually found a suite on the Dalmatian coast for less than 40 Euro per person per night, I had learned a simple but important lesson. Whether the destination is 40 or 4,000 miles away, it takes just as much time to plan your trip. Would you rather plan your trip from the comfort of your cubicle, or from a hotel room when you could instead be sipping a cappuccino by the beach?

While the more adventurous types might still prefer to fly by the seat of their pants, I now know that if I want to have flexibility, I’ll book into hotels that have good cancellation policies.

It is now Day 17, and I am seeing the truth to a lesson that was recently passed on by a more experienced traveller: sometimes, you just need to take a snow day.

I am on the Island of Brac on the Croatian coast. It is just a short jaunt to the beautiful port city of Split, some of the best beaches in the Adriatic, and the beautiful village of Bol. You know what I’m going to do today? I’m going to sit by the pool, soak up the sun, and read a book. You know why? Because it never hurts to have a reason to return to a place you’ve visited once before.

* The restaurant in question is right beside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land. The sandwich comes with blackberry jam. It’s delicious.

Do you have a lesson learned from a long-term trip? Post a comment!

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Beloved and I leave on our Round-the-World trip in less than 24 hours. We’re getting married in Prague, and then spending the next three months travelling – from Croatia to Egypt to Vietnam to China (deep breath) to Japan to New Zealand and back to Canada.

We’ll be visiting a wide range of countries, with an even wider range of climates and activities. It wasn’t until we started packing that we realized just how challenging it would be to prepare equally for walking through Eastern European drizzle, exploring the Egyptian desert, touring the jungles of Vietnam and hiking the mountains of New Zealand.

Suffice it to say that my usual strategy of haphazardly packing inappropriate footwear just won’t cut it this time.

It also doesn’t help that airlines’ baggage weight allowances have dropped to less than 8 helium balloons, especially when I’m planning to bring my full travel blogging kit along for the ride.

What’s more, we live in fear of the airline losing our luggage and having to spend three weeks fermenting a single pair of underwear as our checked bags slowly but surely lag us by one destination for the duration of our trip.

With these considerations in mind, we came up with The Packing Strategy:

1.) Bring clothing and equipment that will suit a wide range of climates and activities.

2.) Pack as much as humanly possible into carry-on bags, using checked luggage for non-essential toiletries, bulky gear, and purchases.

3.) Resist the urge to pack Just One More Thing.

Laptop Bags

Travelling with a friend can help your limit the range of gear you're bringing, provided that friend doesn't mind carrying your laptop in her purse through most of Europe.

The Bags: Deuter Backpack, Coach Purse

What’s Inside: Flight and hotel confirmations, water, sunglasses, sunscreen, Sony e-Readers, mobile blogging kit, raingear, wide-brim hat, and a change of t-shirt, socks, underwear.

Beloved and I soon realized that we would not find bags that would work well for both European cities and remote hiking trips. We decided to split the difference, and each pick up a bag that would work for a different situation. Beloved’s stylish but durable Coach purse would handle the cities, while my voluminous steel-framed pack would tackle the more remote locales.

The only physical books we’re carrying are guidebooks, and only those because electronic guidebooks are horrible. Otherwise, we each have Sony eReaders. We chose Sony because they are compatible with the ePub format used by our local library, which allows us to check out eBooks at no charge. Screen and battery life are both excellent, but the Reader Library software needs improvement.

The one true luxury I’m allowing myself is a paper notebook that I haven’t had time to write in since 2004.

The Carry-On

I hear the theme song from Tetris every time I look at this bag.

The Bag: Wheeled Carry-On, Approx. 14” x 8” x 22”

What’s Inside: 4 x polo shirts, 3 x t-shirts, 3 x dress shirts, 1 x sweater, 2 x ties, 1 x long pants, navy blazer, 2 x belts, 2 x shorts, and 7 x changes of socks and underwear, basic toiletries for one week. Bathing suit and sandals in the outer pockets. Beloved’s layout is similar, but with slightly more emphasis on pretty dresses.

Neither of us trusts the airline to handle our bags without losing them, or possibly employing them as goal posts for a pick-up game of ball hockey. This is why we chose to carry as much of our clothing and other essentials as humanly possible via carry-on. Light cotton polo shirts and khakis are dressy, but also very comfortable.

The Follow-On Bag

Our 'sacrificial lamb' for the airline gods.

The Bag: Standard, Run-of-the-Mill Wheeled Suitcase Inherited from My Mother

What’s Inside: Larger bottles for toiletries, first aid kit, laundry soap, diving masks, surf shirts, and trail runners (a.k.a. Battle Sneakers), and lots of room for purchases made en-route.

Were it possible, Beloved and I would have merrily trekked around the globe with nothing but carry-on luggage. Unfortunately, restrictions on travelling with liquids have made this all but impossible. Rather than living out of travel-sized toiletries for 3 months, we elected to pack most of the ‘large bottles’ in the follow-on bag, along with non-essential (but still worthwhile) travel items. This way, we’re not out of luck if the airline loses our bags for a few days.

I’ll be posting profiles on some of our favourite bits of kit once we’re on the road.

Is there anything mentioned above that you’d like to hear more about? Are there bits of gear that you can’t live without when you’re on the road?

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Admit it. You are jealous of this man for having ridden down the airplane slide with a beer in each hand.

In what can only be described as an explosion of sheer awesomeness, JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater signaled the end of his twenty year career by cursing over the PA system, grabbing a couple of beers from the beverages cart, deploying the emergency slides and sliding his way to freedom. He was arrested at his home shortly thereafter.

I feel for Slater. I have a hard enough time ignoring the people I sit beside during a three hour flight, let alone catering to their every whim for twenty years. Throw in the stress of caring for an ailing parent and being cursed out by some jerk who bashed him over the head with a piece of luggage, and I think JetBlue should be grateful that Steven didn’t ride the beverage cart down the slide with no less than 6 exploding champagne bottles tucked under his arms as a means of propulsion.

Two things sprung to mind when I heard this story.

1.) That lucky bastard. I have always wanted to ride an airplane slide.

2.) What the hell did he say over the PA system? What on earth do you say in a situation like that?

There seem to be multiple versions of Steven’s ‘last words’ floating about the Interwebs, but the most concise version I found was: “To the f***ing a****** that told me to f*** off, it’s been a good 28 years!”

That’s not bad, if you ask me. It’s much better than I would be able to do with such short notice. I probably just would’ve keyed the PA system and said, “Uhh…” for forty  seconds.

But I think we can do better. I would like to offer these suggestions for any flight attendant who wants to make a similar dramatic, slide-based exit:

“Ladies and gentlemen, we have now reached the end of our flight. I would like to inform you of a contest that we are running today at JetBlue. The first person to leave this airplane will never again have to deal with ignorant douche-bags like that waste of skin in 17F.” (inflates slide, exits plane)

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have a riddle for you. Who has two thumbs and will never pick up someone’s used face towel ever again?” (points to self with thumbs) “This guy!” (inflates slide, exits plane)

(after making a quick call to the departure airport) “Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to teach you a lesson about common courtesy. Before you hit a flight attendant in the head with your carry-on baggage, you should first ensure that the screener running the X-Ray machine does not owe the attendant a solid for bailing him out of a Tijuana prison. I am pleased to inform you that the passenger in 17F brought the following personal care products with him on board today’s flight: hemorrhoid cream, a copy of Martha Stewart’s Living, adult diapers, a stuffed bunny named Mr. Bun-Bun, a bright pink vibrator and lots of batteries. Thank you, and have a good day.” (inflates slide, exits plane)

“Quick question for the passengers with us today, particularly those who think it’s all right to hit other people over the head with your luggage. Does anyone know why it why today’s airline fares are so expensive? Anyone? Anyone? Well, I’ll tell you. It’s just the high price of INFLATION!” (inflates slide, exits plane)

“Ladies and gentlemen, I was going to issue you all with free first-class upgrade certificates. But because of the behavior of one of our passengers, I am instead going to ensure you don’t leave this plane for at least another hour. Please feel free to let her know how you feel about this in my absence.” (inflates slide, exits plane)

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but I just can’t let that… SLIDE!” (raises single eyebrow, then inflates slide, exits plane)

Have a witty one-liner you’d like to suggest? Post it in the comments suggestion, and I will update the article as they come in (with credit to the author).

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